The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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