That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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