talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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