Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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