we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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