omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Randomize
