called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
