He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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