What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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