That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
