I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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