I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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