If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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