Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize