my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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