so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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