No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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