Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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