If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
