it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
