White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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