Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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