Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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