Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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