I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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