You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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