I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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