I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
ttyl tear gas
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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