i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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