have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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