Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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