Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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