dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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