I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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