he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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