God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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