I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
