One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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