My nipple is on Facebook.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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