PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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