yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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