So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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