Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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