I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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