So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
