She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I know her cup size but not her name....
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