yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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