called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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