friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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