STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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