your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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