I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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