So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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