There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Randomize
