Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
