like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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