Your dad touched me again.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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