and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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